baelor:

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

LIVE IN A HOUSE

(via johnnymalik)


so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡



Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

troyesivan:

its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes

(via johnnymalik)



maleteen:

chinese food is more important than 95% of the things in my life

(via historyofthefuturee)


badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(via actuallytroybolton)


f-reska:

eatcleanmakechanges:

se-ren-d-ipi-ty:

Read the second part.
Again.
And again.

THIS. THIS THIS THIS!!!!!

YES YES YES YES

(via 0nly--baby-scars)